alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

6 hours ago // 441,127 notes

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

6 hours ago // 343,418 notes

cashtier:

when there are people who consider you their friend
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when there are people consider you their best friend
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when there are people who consider you their family
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6 hours ago // 172,835 notes

stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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6 hours ago // 134,291 notes
  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

6 hours ago // 489,746 notes

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

(Source: trustinq)

6 hours ago // 213,421 notes

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)

6 hours ago // 337,911 notes