gaylordfagmaster:

pay me the right amount and i will do anything

(Source: gnarlywavedude)

10 hours ago // 22,479 notes

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

1 day ago // 23,185 notes

we-love-rain:

we-love-rain:

alright, let’s destress our minds and just have a well deserved nice day // sleep; i collected these 14 rain sounds knowing they will put you at ease:

♥ rainy morning
 rain on a tent
 rain inside a car
 rain while driving
 rain on a window
 heavy rain
 rain on a metal roof
 rainstorm
 drizzle
♥ 6 hours non stop rain
♥ stormy night
 rain in a tent by a lake
 rain on a tin roof
♥ rain + floating candles

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1 day ago // 16,915 notes

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics)

1 day ago // 65,729 notes

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

1 day ago // 434,904 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

I lost two followers for this omg

1 day ago // 3,693 notes

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

1 day ago // 260,347 notes

doopilydo:

GUYS SO ON THE HARRY POTTER WIKI PAGE IT LISTS LILY AS “BRIEFLY WIDOWED.”

YES BRIEFLY WIDOWED WHILE SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BEING MURDERED DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN FLUNG HERSELF IN FRONT OF HER BABY BOY. BUT BRIEFLY WIDOWED ALL THE SAME.

1 day ago // 1,291 notes